Oscars disaster.

Ok, so this is a little bit of old news, but I have been trying to think of why I hate Beyonce so much (aside from the single ladies song/music video)  and basically, I have come to the conclusion that my hatred can be explained by one simple thing: Her Oscar's Dress.

First of all, the dress is hideous. Gold and black with a trumpet skirt, with the black side panelling? Really? It appears she has the secret dream to be a mermaid from the 80's. 

Secondly, who, other that Beyonce, has the audacity to design their OWN DRESS for the Oscars. How presumptuous!

If you're someone to the stature of say, Stella McCartney, or DVF, or Donatella, then yes, wear a paper bag with your name in the hemline, but Beyonce, don't you have friends who actually know how to design clothes? Common. 

Stick to singing, multiple personalities, and mediocre acting. Remember when you were good?